What are they smoking in Redmond?

I scanned the Microsoft ad below from a recent QBS catalogue.

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I am still struggling to understand the underlying message. Use Team System and Microsoft will get its tentacles around you? I don’t know which is more unlikely, the basketball playing Cthonians or the athletic and good looking development team.

14 Responses to “What are they smoking in Redmond?”


  1. 1 Smoking Pot 14 June 2009 at 11:17 pm

    I’ll say it: where’s the black guy? It is basketball isn’t it?

    Oh, I’m going to hell. My wife hates when I make jokes like that.

  2. 2 Chuck Brooks 14 June 2009 at 11:20 pm

    The overweight overhead-type at midcourt is probably their real target.
    Chuck Brooks
    FutureWare SCG

  3. 3 Mike F. 15 June 2009 at 12:05 am

    At least in this one the guy looks like he’s going to score.

    There’s another ad where the sword-wielding dev team is backed into a corner and surrounded by legions of crab warriors wearing armor.

    That dev team is obviously toast and it’s gonna be ugly. Makes *me* want to use Microsoft’s wares for sure.

    Then again, here we are talking about the ads so I guess they’re effective on some level…

    Mike

  4. 4 Scott Kane 15 June 2009 at 12:58 am

    It’s very clear what the message is:

    We are NOT the Borg, despite all rumours to the contrary.
    We are the green tentacled octopus thing.
    Resistance is futile.

  5. 5 Typical Reddit Poster 15 June 2009 at 1:16 am

    You guys aren’t very creative. It is really obvious.

    Typical Reddit Post

  6. 6 jonpeltier 15 June 2009 at 1:34 am

    Further evidence of their disconnection from their users.

  7. 7 Adi R 15 June 2009 at 1:45 am

    Whatever they’re smoking, from marketing perspective it’s a super win:

    Got you to post a Blog about it and open discussion! What else can a marketing dude want?!

    Grats, Microsofties…

  8. 8 Maintenance Man 15 June 2009 at 5:24 am

    These message is crystal clear. If you have VSTS, you can dunk and get the girl with big jugs. Sign me up Microsoft.

  9. 9 Andy Brice 15 June 2009 at 7:18 am

    >What else can a marketing dude want?!

    Sales?

  10. 10 Richard 15 June 2009 at 7:23 am

    The word “score” is directly above the good-looking girl. This is aimed at the heart of geeks.

  11. 11 Tane Piper 15 June 2009 at 10:16 am

    Having Cthultu on your team is a winner?

    Or programming is like playing basketball against elder gods and winning?

  12. 12 Jane Doe 16 June 2009 at 5:37 am

    And is that an iPhone peeking out of the blue badge’s pocket?

  13. 13 Al Sutton 16 June 2009 at 7:10 am

    To me it looks like the octopus thingy is scoring as it’s nearly all humans in the near half of the court, so I’d assume they’re defending.

    Maybe you need to have as many arms as an octopus to make Visual Studio run efficiently, in which case that rules me out.


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